The Lazy Ass Of An Update

It's been a long time ever since I was here. Felt like it has been ages.

OMG. Last post in September wtf.

It has also been a long time since I had put any pictures here.

Lazy as fuck.

And how come suddenly my words are underlined? Come on blogger, I know it's been a long time, but must you treat me like that?

Since I am so lazy, I shall just spam this post with pictures of me (where I am barely even visible) and Sher. Oh, I'll put caption though. This much, is all that I am doing.

Note: If you click on the underlined words, you'll be directed to the pictures. THE SAME PICTURES OVER AND OVER AGAIN. But then again, you might or might not have already know about that. Idk wth happened.

Sher: I just got back from watching Breaking Dawn. OMG it's so nice!

Me: Oh so happy for you! *fakes a big ass happy grin*

Sher: Jacob's so hot, like jalapenos hot. *fans mouth vigorously*

I was clearly dissatisfied.

Sher: Woah, so very hawt!! *still fanning her mouth vigorously*

Me: *just gonna print screen that*

Sher: You're not the only one with the pao face!

Me: Well, I still win you =D

(why is it underlined again?)

Sher: I miss you so much I am gonna kiss you naooo! *muacks*

Me: *horrified and backs away from screen*

.

But on second thought, I shall just kiss you as well!

*muacks*

OMG what did we just do?!?!??

Sher: Yummeh! Nahh don't worry its nothing we were just kissing over Skype! We are naughty like that =P *thinking of naughty thoughts*

Me: WHAT?! How could you say it was nothing?!?? We are both GIRLS! *Cue Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl"*

Sher: You liked it

didn't you? Don't

worry, we are not lesbians! Well, not at least when I have my MOUSTACHE!

Me: So if I grow a stache as well we'll be gays?? :D

Sher: Oh well, never mind, let's just drop it aights.

Me: Ohh. :(

Sher: Let's just camwhore instead :D

So we camwhored, a lil.

Total epic fail LOL

But we had fun. :D

p/s: Sher, don't kill me. I love youuu. <3

That's pretty much for this post. Can't expect much from a lazy ass blogger like me.

Right. So that is all kthxbaiiiii!

Jealousy and Eating In Class

This is wrong.

I am wrong.

I don't know why am I feeling this way when I clearly shouldn't be.

Jealousy?

For real, you are getting jealous?

Why? Should you even be feeling this in the first place?

What is wrong with you?

I guess it just got me to start thinking, to start contemplating.

Of what I should be doing with me. Myself.

No point thinking in the first place because problem won't be solved as the cause of the problem cannot be fixed: ME.

Why am I feeling so down in the first place?

Jealousy. It does nasty things.

Well well, just not think about it then.

Should think about happy things instead.

Like how I was in Sunday's (18/09/2011) The Star paper (yes I appeared in the paper) and I shall somehow quote myself: "I eat in class"

Or something like that. Great. I can't even quote myself. What a disgrace.

But yes that was my once in a lifetime chance to appear in the papers and this is what I said that was imprinted forever for everyone to see.

My five minutes of 'fame', and all I could say was "I eat in class" plus a little of something else.

Must be wrong. In my head.

Next time I'll be braver;

I'll be my own savior, 

Standing on my own two feet. 

All Of A Sudden

Hi, how y'all doing?

Have not been updating cause of several reasons that I will not state.

I just want to say how stupid I really am. Wait, no. That's wrong.

I just want to say how stupid my laptop is.

I have not been transferring my stuff from my phone to my computer for over a year now cause the Sony Ericsson thing in my computer keeps telling me that it has stopped working, yada yada yada.

Incidentally, I have not been camwhoring for quite some time now.

I mean as in camwhoring properly. And today, out of a sudden, I just decided to do it.

So now I proudly include ONE (yes only one) of the shots that I took today.

Yes, it's faceless. Is it intentional? NO!

Why would I intentionally put my faceless picture there?

Okay fine it's intentional. I don't know why, but I just decided to put up this picture.

Well, maybe cause I want you people to focus on my awesome PINK blouse. Plus my awesome HAIR as well. I repermed it, around last month? Yeah, around last month.

I know I said earlier that I have not been transferring files and everything, so today, out of a sudden (again) I decided to just plug in the usb(?) and magically, IT WORKS!

So I have been happily transferring a year full of files the whole night.

Also today, my uncle and aunt and my lil cousin decided to pay me a visit before flying off.

They fetched me and decided to go Subang Parade. Out of a sudden (YES I KNOW AGAIN) uncle said let's go have TGI Fridays. Well, one wouldn't reject right? Cause if you do, you are just plain stupid. Really. REALLY STUPID.

Then when I came back, out of a sudden (I know this is getting really boring) a Lisha appeared.

That was kinda surprising, as I wasn't expecting her. So yeah. That's why.

But because of all the 'All of A Sudden' events that happened, it all made today an amazing and an awesome day. If only today happens everyday.

Okay wait no, cannot, cause it will then make it 'No More All of A Sudden' anymore.

Ending this post with an awesome picture of me, cause I decided that after you've seen my pink blouse and my hair, you would like to see my face.

P/S: Even if you don't, well, you don't have to. But, what are you doing in my blog if you don't want to see my face? Mind boggling, innit?

LEGOS!

Of Xia Xue, SpongeBob and NigaHiga

Yesterday, I was reading Xia Xue's blog when I came upon this picture

I stared at this picture for a couple of minutes and I can't help but think that there is something wrong with this picture.

It's like .. her head seems out of place and it looks like her head is suddenly popped out from .... somewhere. Well, my main point is, its not proportional, that's all. And

maybe its the way she PS-ed her picture that's why its looking like that. The longer I stare at it, the creepier it gets.

Don't get me wrong, its only this picture that looks like that. Her PS skills are awesome. And of course, naturally, this picture does not belong to me, I got it from her blog .

On another note, I'm gonna talk about sponge.

SpongeBob to be exact.

You know, some people who find SpongeBob annoying and nonsensical?

Yeahh well, the people who cannot stand SpongeBob is because they themselves are too serious.

There, I've said it. Yes, they are too serious that is why they cannot accept SpongeBob.

They think he's crazy, childish and annoying because that person is not crazy, not childish and not annoying. In simple words, that person is a boring person.

So the next time someone tells me they don't like SpongeBob, I will know what kind of people they are. They are lifeless human beings.

On another musical note, *ahem*

Congrats Ryan on his 4mil subscribers on YouTube.

Yeayy Ryan and his 4 mil subscribers !!

I less than three you, Ryan but its lesser than how much I less than three KevJumba.

You're second though.

And because of you, I am now sick ............

WITH BIEBER FEV-

Oh kayyyy I'm not gonna use his joke it's lame. Well, technically, not him lame (cause he already is) but me lame cause .. well, I don't know why either.

But Beiber or not, it's true. I'm sick.

With flu. Ugh.

Pictures Of A Bitch

QUESTION: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BITCH?

EVER WONDER HOW ONE LOOKS LIKE?

(no I'm not talking about a female dog)

Well wonder no more cause now I provide PICTURES to show the world how a bitch looks like.

Basically, a bitch looks like this:

And poses for the camera like this

A bitch looks like any other girl in the world, except that she's a bitch.

Why I'm saying that this girl above here is a bitch:

1) Bitch rarely talks to me

2) Bitch constantly ignores me when I'm having an actual conversation with her

3) A bitch is a bitch

And the MAIN REASON why this BITCH is A BITCH:

This BITCH came back without informing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And gave me a SURPRISE when she texted me.

Which resulted in me having one of the BEST DAYS of my life in 2011.

Yo bitch, you make me don't wanna ever leave this town. EVER.

Marry me or something? I will be happy. FOREVER.

*shyt. it rhymes too. see, i AM poetic after all.*

I LOVE YOU BITCH.

I love you to bits and pieces.

And no, I don't know when this picture was taken. It was somewhere in my computer and I managed to dig it out. All I can say is, this was taken YEARS AGO, where we were both young and ugly.

Yes, I admit that we are now older and PRETTIER. *coughs*

But you're still a bitch, BITCH.

Homesick

I was forced to write a new entry for my blog because one of my 'readers' demanded(threatened) me to do so.
So fine, this is for you. Feel touched?
Well, don't. Cause you owe me yet ANOTHER meal.

Homesick, according to The Free Dictionary.com means,
acutely longing for one's family or home OR depressed or melancholy at being away from home and family.

Yes that is the meaning of homesick. And that is what I will be talking about.
Boring, you say. Yes what to do I am a boring person, I write boring things, if I'm boring you, then look me in my eyes that will be boring into yours.

What I'm trying to say is that before I left for college, I've heard people saying that they are homesick, that they want to go home, that they miss their family. I admit I was worried that that will happen to me too after I'm in Subang.

Recurring thoughts of "what if I miss my mum and dad?", "what if I cannot get used to this place", "what if I cannot sleep at night?" and all the "what if's" came rushing towards me.

But after a year, all that I can say is, HOMESICKNESS is a ton of BULLSHIT.
Well, at least for me.
Why? Because I did not feel the longing for my family or my home or bed or kitchen or toilet or whatsoever. As a matter of fact, I managed to sleep very well every single night and I've grown fond of the bed I have in my hostel. If I wanted to see my parents there's Skype.
And just because I don't feel homesick does that make me care less about my family back here in Taiping?
NO. For some unknown reason, I care more about them (which is good) and I learn to appreciate them more.

So I've come to a conclusion that a person that seldom goes back does not necessarily mean that they don't care about their family. They just don't see the need of going back every other weekend and coming back again a few days later.
So don't go behind my back talking about how irresponsible I am as a daughter who seldom comes back as much as compared to other daughters/sons.

AND if seasickness = suffering from nausea and dizziness,
THEN homesickness = suffering from staying at home too long.

That definition was from The Grace Dictionary.com

I Whip My Hair Back And Forth???

Yes, I will 'just whip it', IF its gonna make my hair dry faster.

I need sleep. And my hair is not dry yet.

Have not been sleeping well for this whole week.

And I barely slept yesterday =(

Why? Because this week was way too hectic.

Three tests and two deadlines !!

The lecturers think we're robots??!?

Okay got sidetracked.

See, it's times like these that I wished I don't have such thick head full of hair.

Because, I clearly need sleep and the hair on my head don't seem to be drying.

IF I've had less hair, then it'll dry faster then I'll be able to sleep earlier as well.

No lorr I don't use hair dryer one because I stupid mahh.

Ahahahaha no.

It's because I hate hair dryers. It makes me look like a lion.

And I don't want to be a lion. Unicorn still acceptable. But not lion.

But if whipping my hair back and forth will make my hair dry faster, I will do it.

But I am not doing it, because it doesn't help with drying my hair, but instead, it will help with a trip to see the doctor for hurting my neck, like what happened to Willow Smith due to whipping her hair,

back and forth.

Day Mother's Happy.

Just a quick post.

Happy Mother's Day to all mothers out there.
All of you are great women.

And now, to my mum.
Mummy, Happy Mother's Day to you.

I love you so much that words cannot express my love and gratitude towards you.
Everything that you've done for me; from the tears that you've shed for me, to the hurt that I've put you through, the times where I am a mess and you had to bear with it, to pick up after me(still do) and up to the laughter, the joy and everything that we've shared together.

Everything that makes you my mother.

I wanna thank you for everything that you've done for me, for you're the only one that would go to great lengths and do all that you've done for me.

Thank you Mummy. You are awesome(likemehhhh. So vain still wanna brag even it's for her own mother). I love you. =)

p/s: That woman next to me is not my mum actually. It's my half-sister.
Seriously. I am not joking.










Then again, yes I am.

On another note, I just want to say how much I don't like the new Mozilla Firefox 4.0.
IF I've known how it would be, I would not even upgrade it. Ugh.
The tabs are on top of the page. Not that it wasn't on the top of the page last time, but now it's even TOPPER. If that word even exists.
NOW it looks like Google freaking Chrome.
Don't like don't like don't like don't like DISLIKE !!!!!

If you don't believe me then look at the picture below.
(Click to enlarge it)

Nahhh.
And I even had a problem searching for the 'Refresh' icon.
AND yes I know it's too Gossip Girly. Total coincidence I swear.

It's just that I decided to put that picture of Chuck and Blair as my background for my Twitter page. And then I decided to change my persona for Firefox, for previously it was the Vampire Diaries. So, there, that's how it ended up so Gossip Girly. Too much of Gossip Girl if you'd ask me, but I don't care.

Right Now

Right now.
At this moment.
I feel like dying.
I. Want. To. Die.

Don't want to leave this house,
Don't want to leave my room,
Don't want to leave my bed.

Someone kill me.