Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Okay, this is gonna be verrrry random as I randomly thought about it.

You know those pictures of two hands intertwined with each other? And then there's wordings in it that's supposed to make a girls heart go all mushy and soft and and and yearn for someone to hold their hand? You know, pictures like these :

OR

"The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in"

See, I don't mind the pictures? But its the words that come with it that annoys me. I mean come on, if I really wanna hold someone's hand that badly, I would just go and hold them. Just tell them nicely before you do, so as to not shock them. And they will even hold yours back. YAYY !!!!

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!??
The spaces between my fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in?????? That is all??? I mean the empty spaces only serve for other people's hands to fill them in and that IS ALL?? And I thought they were for other better uses.
I would think God is smarter than that. There are freaking spaces so that you can use your fingers perfectly. So that there will be no interference when you're doing something? Like for writing and playing musical instruments? Tell me, how are you going to write perfectly or even play a musical instrument, like the piano if there were no spaces between your fingers? How can you even reach an octave??? You'd just be slamming the bloody piano with five fingers stuck together as one.

And if the spaces between my fingers were so useless, I'd think that I'd rather had webbed ones? Like a duck's webbed feet?

Or maybe even a frog's one?

At least with webbed fingers or feet I can bloody swim and save myself and not drown. With the current fingers that I have I can't even save myself from drowning.

You can even choose for me on which one I can have, BUT ONLY IF THE SPACES BETWEEN MY FINGERS ARE FOR OTHERS TO FILL THEM IN.

I rest my case.