QUESTION: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BITCH?
EVER WONDER HOW ONE LOOKS LIKE?
(no I'm not talking about a female dog)
Well wonder no more cause now I provide PICTURES to show the world how a bitch looks like.
Basically, a bitch looks like this:
And poses for the camera like this
A bitch looks like any other girl in the world, except that she's a bitch.
Why I'm saying that this girl above here is a bitch:
1) Bitch rarely talks to me
2) Bitch constantly ignores me when I'm having an actual conversation with her
3) A bitch is a bitch
And the MAIN REASON why this BITCH is A BITCH:
This BITCH came back without informing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And gave me a SURPRISE when she texted me.
Which resulted in me having one of the BEST DAYS of my life in 2011.
Yo bitch, you make me don't wanna ever leave this town. EVER.
Marry me or something? I will be happy. FOREVER.
*shyt. it rhymes too. see, i AM poetic after all.*
I LOVE YOU BITCH.
I love you to bits and pieces.
And no, I don't know when this picture was taken. It was somewhere in my computer and I managed to dig it out. All I can say is, this was taken YEARS AGO, where we were both young and ugly.
Yes, I admit that we are now older and PRETTIER. *coughs*
But you're still a bitch, BITCH.
3 Bullet(s):
how nice reading ur blog after 6 months. i rarely go online nowadays and when did i ever ignore our conversations? dont u think u've clarified me as a bitch too much. seems like my rep just went down a tad with all the bitchings here..
Ahahaha thanks. That means you needa read my blog more often. Even if I don't post that much. =/
Rarely go online? WHY???
Did not ignore convos? What bout MSN? You ditched me for FRIENDS dude!
Well, you are MY bitch. =)
You have a rep? since when?? hahahaha.
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